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D9465 Conference
Group Study Exchange Team from D4630 Brazil
at the Rotary Club of Mill Point
at D9465 Conference
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Here's a nice story, a reply to "Wheelchairs for Kids" from the Congo.
Remember, All donations greater than $2.00 from Rotary Clubs
or individuals are gratefully received and are Tax Deductible,
Wheelchairs for Kids Inc, is a registered charity
and has DGR Status (Deductible Gift Recipient Status) with the ATO.
Every cent of donations are used to make wheelchairs,
expenses are covered by the State Government and the Rotary Club of Scarborough Inc.
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Two Big Duck Days are coming up soon
Rotary Clubs of Mandurah
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Rotary Club of Heirisson
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AN APPEAL FOR HELP
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AROUND THE CLUBS
Rotary Club of Freshwater Bay
Movie Night
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Rotary Club of Ascot
Fellowship Meeting
Welcome to our Rotarian visitors from Esperance: John & Georgina Jenkins.
John and Georgina talking to Peter before the meeting.
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Rotary Club of Heirisson
Sundowner
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Rotary Club of Geraldton Greenough
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Rotary Clubs of
Hillarys and Wanneroo
Dream Fit and Boat Show
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Seen at the Rotary Club of Karrinyup Markets
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This Weeks Funny Picture
Rotarian Ron Mildenhall from the Rotary Ccub of Kenwick
pictured here on his way to the District Conference in Busselton
CLUB FLYERS
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Rotary Club of Mosman Park
March 17th 1972]
Rotary Club of Fremantle Port
March 24th [1980]
Rotary Club of Bridgetown
April 10th [1954]
Rotary Club of Hillarys
April 11th [1986]
Rotary Club of Mandurah Districts
April 11th [1982]
Rotary Club of Attadale
April 12th [1982]
Rotary Club of Palm Beach
April 12th [1982]
Rotary Club of Perth
April 15th [1927]
Rotary Club of Collie
April 15th [1954]
Rotary Club of Mount Barker
April 15th [1955]
Rotary Club of Carnarvon
April 15th [1963]
Rotary Club of North Perth
April 17th [1972]
Rotary Club of Mandurah City
April 19th [1993]
Rotary Club of Northbridge
April 17th [1984]
Rotary Club of Kwinana
April 22nd [1971]
Rotary Club of Dalkeith
April 24th [1984]
WHO SAID PAPER WAS DEAD!!!!!
The patient went to his doctor because he had the flu,
and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
The patient put it in his pocket,
but never went to get the tablets from the pharmacy.
Every morning, for two years,
he showed it to the conductor as a railroad pass
. Twice it got him into the movies,
once into the sports stadium, and once into the symphony
. He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from his boss.
One day he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano
and won a scholarship to the conservatory of music.
My friend Bo wrote that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka,
and there was concern that they may have died from avian flu.
They had a bird pathologist examine the remains of all the crows,
and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT avian flu,
to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks,
and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
The State then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine
the disproportionate percentages for truck- versus car-kill.
The ornithological behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill,
they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree
to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah,"
but none could say "Truck."
